Raising children.

0 - 6 months: Tit Sucker 
6 months - 2 years: Carpet Crawler
2 years - 4: Room Wrecker
4 - 9: Yard Ape 
9 - 12: Neighborhood Goon 
12 - 14: Street Urchin 
15 - 17: Village Idiot
17 - 19: Juvenile Delinquent
19+ Delinquent 


And then we hope for maturity.....

relics of the past

So an important part of my life materialized a few days ago as I was cleaning out a closet full of old stuff. These are relics from a previous era. Ancient reminders of my youth. In celebration of this paper being 20 years old, I share it with you!

Vegetable populace

Dad bought too many vegetables.